The Bathroom Hokey Pokey

Jan goes in,
Jan goes out,
Sassy goes in,
and knocks things all about.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. . .

Ok, not really a song, but it just sounded like it fit.

Sassy, our cat, seems to think that it is her moral obligation as a cat to go into the bathroom and knock all the stuff off of the counter top. Needless to say, she didn't knock off the screwdriver that had been sitting on the counter for two days. No, she has to wait until we have company, and at 2:00 a.m., go in and bat our company's belongings on the floor, waking me out of a sound sleep.

Sigh.